Cold nights, (comparatively) warm days. It’s ice-dam season in Minnesota.
Ahab had his whale and a Minnesotan has his ice dam.
I found one technique — hang onto a ladder and swing an axe — by looking out the back window of News Cut’s world headquarters today.
Here’s another man’s method. Don’t try this at home.
There’s the brute-force-and-we’ll-worry-about-the-shrubs-later method:
There’s also the we-didn’t-need-this-roof method. Turn down the volume on this one. Why someone thought an ice-dam-removal video needed music is beyond the capacity of your writer.
If none of those work, try the don’t-let-it-happen-in-the-first-place method: