Lino Lakes PD is today’s winner of the Internet

The Lino Lakes Police Department gets today’s points for successfully marrying the two -gate stories — pointergate and “grapegate,” the more-outraged-than-a-reasonable-person-should-be Minnesota reaction to the New York Times assigning of grape salad as Minnesota’s representative to the Thanksgiving dinner table.

@TomCrann @nytimes @MayorHodges You can always count on LLPD to solve mysteries. We got to the bottom of #grapegate pic.twitter.com/QwmOUIDO9v

— Lino Lakes Police (@LinoLakesPD) November 20, 2014

Meet Kelly McCarthy, who’s behind the funny tweets from Lino Lakes.