Tired of waiting to get off plane, man jumps on wing

We made it three days into the new year before we got our first “stupid airline passenger tricks” entry.

At the conclusion of a flight from London to Madrid, a passenger got tired of waiting to get off the plane, so he opened the emergency exit and sat on the wing, a move that didn’t get him any closer to his destination.

The Ryanair flight was an hour late departing London, the Telegraph reported.

The man was arrested.