Hey kid! Tuck in your shirt!

You have to understand, I’m still trying to reconcile the idea of people going to church without dressing for the occasional. I’m old school.

That said, we’re bracing for a wave of office fashion — judging by today’s iPhone 5 announcement — of “business grunge.” Think of it as fashion with a mid-life crisis.

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It works fine for 20-somethings. Not so much for the old-timers.

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Meanwhile, it’s fashion week in New York. The experts say the workplace look for women is “casual elegance.”

There’s a metaphor for a future David Brooks column here somewhere.

Related: 10 people distracted by untucked shirts. (Mashable)