Timewasters: To be a kid in the summer

From the “because it’s Friday, that’s why” file:

I’m going to post this and someone is going to post that you shouldn’t jump off highway bridges into a river and they’re probably right. Someone is going to post, you shouldn’t jump off bridges into a river with a self-stick and they’re probably right, too.

Someone else is going to post that youth is wasted on the young, they wish they could turn back time, and there’s nothing better than being a kid in the summer while the old crumbs go off to work.

They’re right.